Category: Getting to Know You
Hello ladies and gentlemen,
My name is Don, or Donnie. From Pennsylvania, and I'm bored. I get on the zone to play the games, and sign up for the pulls. I give advice, and I am a big brother to most. I'm 22, and I'm going to college for Psychology. I hate phone Sex, and I think you are weird if you like it, because there's no point to it. I like chicken, beef, and masturbating in my spare time. Puppies should be beatten, and played with. I like turtles. I'm a cool guy. I like turtles. I would only like to meat chicks. I like turtles. I think my dick is too small. I like turtles. I read fantiscy books a lot. I like turtles. My favs are. I like turtles. Harry potter, I like turtles, Wheel of Time, I like turtles, Inheritance, I like turtles, and ect... I like turtles. I like to spill milk, soda, and various beverges On my television. I'm completely blind, and I think I'm really weird, and if you don't think so by now, you must be. I like turtles. Sex with women is great, I like turtles. I drink various bottles of alcohol on the regular, as you can tell. I like turtles. If your still reading this I feel for you. I like turtles. This has to be a waste of your time, you fucking loser. I like turtles. I like long walks on the beach. I like turtles. I like moonshine. I like turtles. Obviously the alcohol dickhead I can't see. I like turtles. I might be band from the Zone for this. I like turtles. My favorite bands are blink 182, I like turtles, Mother Mother, I like turtles, 30 seconds to Mars, I like turtles, Tool, I like turtles, Korn, I like turtles, and Transplants, I like turtles. I favorite rappers are Meek Millz, I like turtles, Eminem, I like turtles, 2Pock, I like turtles, obviously BIG, I like turtles, Nas, I like turtles, and myself, I like turtles. Yes, you did not hear wrong I do rap, I like turtles. So that's enough about me, how about you? I like turtles. And I forgot to mention, I fucking hate... I like turtles.
So do you really like turtles?
Ah c'mon he was trollin' probably after a round of shots at the mcBrewski establishment, if I'm guessing anywhere near correctly.
Its all that Psychology, you know.
Haha
Hi wellcome to the zone. it is nice to have you here.